Just a little Holiday Chuckle..

Greeting Cards Hallmark Doesn't Dare Print....

1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day?
Look at the bright side......
It's really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire,
I noticed your cat...... Sorry!

3. Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.....
She moved in with me.

4. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
... What the hell was I thinking?

5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband

6. How could two people as beautiful as you.....
Have such an ugly baby?

7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you...
...I've changed my mind.

8. I must admit you brought Religion into my life...
...I never believed in Hell till I met you.

9. As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
...That you're not here to ruin it for me.

10. Congratulations on your promotion.....
Before you go, would you like to take this
knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

1. Someday I hope to get married...
...but not to you.

12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
...Almost Lifelike!

13. When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.....
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

14. We have been friends for a very long time...
...Whadda say we stop?

15. I'm so miserable without you ...
...it's almost like you're here.

16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!
Did you ever find out who the father is?

17. We wanted to do something special for your birthday...
...So we're having you put to sleep.

--
"Big Al" Liebmann
"Righty Tidy..Lefty Loosey"

Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Technical Advisor - Barris/Kind Chrysler City Coup'e Kustom

Friend of Ed Croozer

Good ones! I could send a few of those to Uncle Ed!
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Street is Neat, so are Feet.

Lower Susquehanna Valley Chapter of DSRA
DSRA, NSRA, NSMA, KKOA, GAA, FOM, BDA, NRA, WHC, OBX, USAC, IMSA NASCAR, WOO, ICUP

Bob....I figured out the few....lol
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member and general pain in the neck to the needy

Blonde Cowboy Material, that way it stays towards the top of the board
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Your "top-less" cruzn buddy, Denise

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