Well, well, well. If it isn't Lugnut. What do you think Dipstick's, trader?????
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

He gets my vote for choosing the correct brew in the taste test.
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

Vote Numero Dos here....hope this dont end in a Florida Re-Count.

Grant
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Dipstick Streetrod Association Member
If ya aint throwin' sparks ya aint low enough!

How about both.....His nutz kinda make a ststement.
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

Ed, you better be careful, the Old Style Association will start sending you hate mail!!!!!
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Lynn Stallbaumer

Ya right there! The flamin liberals...lol
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

Love it, you guys are nuts!! No pun intended.
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Watch those speedbumps!! Debb

Oh Bob you flatter me! See...the Dipstickers can get along with the Lipstickers. I'm ready for Detroit! Hold me down!
I now have a digital on order... and soon, I'll get with the 90's - then look out!

A "nut" you gotta love! Almost like he's been there once or twice!!
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

Hey Liz, you bringing your drinking buddy to cobo next weekend?? LOL
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Watch those speedbumps!! Debb

My "Mini-Friend" Lugnut, (or Lugger for short, as I like to call him when in the throws of heavy passion)...and I will both be attending - someone has to represent the Lipstickers and stand up for what we believe in, even if its not nearly as funny as the DSRA boyz....I am coming out with 2 guys from home. BTW, they're joining us for the Friday dinner soiree'....if thats okay. They are potential future DSRA Canadian Chapter Members....perhaps 1 of you Nutz, can sell them a membership?

Is the "little guy" gonna hang out in your pocket or you gonna let him go ouy drinkin' with the boys?
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

I already signed his permission slip. How the heck did Mr. Willys shoot that? Is there anything I can bring you from Canada, within reason? I always have tons of Canadian pins, but they're not exciting...

Easy, I spanked him with a dipstick! LOL

Thought you guys would like to keep up to date with our "Star Mascot."

Hope he shows well at Detriot for "Mascot of the Year". Liz, keep an eye on him.
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

Will a Moose fit in your trunk? That'd be fun!
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

whats a trunk? is that what most cars have and my bucket, dont?.. BTW I can stuff one in the Mullins, next trip.

I've got a pack and ship store here and I swear we're packing up an elk to ship.(you may need bungie straps fot the moose!)
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

The only Moose Liz is concerned with is Moosehead beer!
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

Yeah the Moose has 5% alcohol, not like that sissy stuff found south of us...

Liz- Come south and we won't play with that "sissy" stuff...the south is where moonshine,bourbon and whiskey started out.....this from a "southern gentleman"
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You spoke too soon Bill. Apparently us gals are not taking 3 weeks and doing the east coast, only 2 weeks, so plan on going to TN and area and hitting Louisville at the end of the trip. We may come over for lunch BTW - ask Sheryl to fix us some grits and Jack Daniels. Just like bacon and eggs, grits and jack...I'm surprised you guys haven't booted me off this site, there hasn't been anything sane, since I blew in with both both guns blasting...

No Liz, nothing has been the same since you showed up on the scene with that Lipstick. Gone is the rational conversation regarding hot rods, in is the crazy, off the wall, beer inspired satire on the "rodding life." And, as a result, we now have a whole possee of hot rod rebels, who are symbolized by a furry rodent that drinks Bud, and dress in diapers! Talk about scarry trends in our hobby!

Thanks for breathing life into my otherwise dull job!

LOL
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

Hey you two.....Get a room!
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

No no Ed,..No room, besides he's already tied up...another headache..., that squirrel looks like some sort of Playgirl pose. Hey guys, notice, how he cleverly "HID" the naughty parts behind the beer cans?....Oh I get it now....This is the Dipstick-ette. Thats because SHE is drinking beer through a straw. Hey - clever...took me awhile to figure it out..LOL, always does...Next thing, we'll see HER with a cocktail and a little umbrella....

1) Not tied up yet, didn't convince her that the car gets painted first, so we're at impasse

2) Keep this clean Liz, G rated!


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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

How's about some home made sausage gravy and biscuits? A little bourbon just to smooth things out...(sure as hell beats orange juice!)
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

Homemade is perfect - book us in for breakfast. There should be 4 of us, including Denise. The only thing I know about Georgia is that Memmolo lives there and it's home to Carrera Shocks....I'm sure thats a female Squirrel, probably Lugnuts girlfriend..
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No brain - no pain

Oh you have SOOOOO much to learn my dear.
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

Lugnut's girlfriend Oil Cans!
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

MrWillys. My deepest condolences to you. What nursing home were you confined to? Are they treating you well?!!
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Lynn Stallbaumer

O'h no, that was taken during my visit to edcroozer's garage. Now, some call it a nursing home, nursing a case of Bud, and running around in depends and diapers. Those darn metal shavings on the floor were a pain, should've brought my creeper. :)
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

I just received a letter from PETA complaining that they are going to file a legal action against us Dipsticks. Something about Rodent endangerment. Apparently they feel he could have cut his paws on the sharp edges of the can. They contest that we should have given him a glass! LOL!
Bob
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If it works find out how, if it doesn't find out why, if your bored make it do whatever it does faster!

We all have to be careful, It looks like I`m getting sued by the Depends Company. It seems they don`t think I`m a suitable representitive for their product. Bummer! Here I thought I was purty.
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

PETA?

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

hehe
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Charlie

Just came back from a "Huntin" trip and found lug nutz brother sippin on a cold one......
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"Big Al" Liebmann
"Righty Tidy..Lefty Loosey"

Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Technical Advisor - Barris/Kind Chrysler City Coup'e Kustom

The next thing you know the little drunk sob will be lyin' in the street...all passed out.
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Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

At least he's drinkin a Pennsylvanina beer this time! Wait, that's MY BEER. That little SOB. Wait till he gets back from Detroit!
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!