Things you shouldn’t say to a police officer

1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
3.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
4 . Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are !
12. When the Officer says “Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,”Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
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"Big Al" Liebmann
"Righty Tidy..Lefty Loosey"

Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Technical Advisor - Barris/Kind Chrysler City Coup'e Kustom

One more....Did you pull me over because of the 100 lbs of cocain in the trunk?
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

But officer...... I had to drive, I am too drunk to walk....
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Same Wife, Same DEUCE Roadster, Same Job for over 20 years. Must be in a rut. AIN'T LIFE GRAND.....

License? Why no officer, your buddy asked me first, and he's still got it.
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MrWillys aka HRB
Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Paint don't make 'em any faster!

You cant talk to my friend like that especially when he`s been drinking
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she didnt accidentally get good in bed

You call that a gun? Now THIS is a gun.

You want me to buy a ticket to the ball? I thought you guys didn't have balls!
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Is it funny yet?

Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association

ummm..errrrrr...like didn`t we already have this discussion?..can`t you people thing of something like "things you shouldn`t say to a guy from red hook"...or things not to say to a guy/gal from the "carolina`s"....

There is only one thing you shouldn`t say to a person from Red Hook........I`m from Joisey. ...lol
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

Officer, I was only going fast
because I didn't have time for a accident!
Bob
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Cruzin' BE Fun!!!!!!
Better than cleaning stalls!!
Bob