Bo and Bubba were in the woods hunting one day and Bo suddenly falls down with a heart attack.

Bubba imediatly whips out his cell phone and calls 911

911 Op.: Hello how may I help you?

Bubba: Help! My friend Bo is dead!

911 Op.: ok now calm down, first make sure your friend is dead

Bubba: Ok hang on a sec...

(911 Op. hears a gunshot in the background)

Bubba: Ok now what?
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