This was just emailed to me, I'm getting the folding chairs out of the camper to be ready, will you do your part?

Because the Taliban and Al Qaeda cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin
to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday afternoon at
2:00 p.m. CST, all American women are asked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists by walking out of their houses completely naked.
Circling your block for at least one hour is recommended for this
important, patriotic anti-terrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes
to emphasize the important political statement that they think it's OK to
see any and all women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban/Qaeda
sentiment.) Please notify the appropriate authorities of any people in
your neighborhood who do not fully participate.

These patriotic acts will demonstrate your true patriotism and contribute
to an effective and unified national effort to root out terrorists. It
will be greatly appreciated by your government and community. To achieve
100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots. I
have my chair and a beer! See ya on the lawn!

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Coolers packed...got my tail parked in the chair already, LETS DO THIS! heheh
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DSRA Earlybird Member / Co-Founder..
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If it dont fit, shoe-horn it!

Move over and make room dude! hehe
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Charlie

Being the patriotic guy that I am, I'll be heading up to the University of Michigan's campus with my lawnchair and cooler.
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George

I'll be at the Iowa State/Nebraska game..... I hope the nude cheerleaders shame those terrorists right out of the stadium!Sure hope they're patriotic enough to participate...of course I won't notice...too involved in the game you know!!See Ya!!
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Daryle "It's what we learn after we think we know it all that really counts!"

Two In The Turban ... vs ... naked lady parade ...
Hmmmmmmmm ? I got two weeks to decide , right ?


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"got my tail parked in the chair already ... "
Good one , Grant ! ! !
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Thanks to my wife , I now know the proper spelling and meaning of the word - ORGANISM

HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?? Farm country! I'll do it, but it will take more then a six-pack to keep me in my chair. Rick
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Rick Menard

You must have some pretty sheep on that farm....lol
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The "New" and Unimproved edcroozer... Charter D.S.R.A. member

I'm staying indoors. I don't wanna see my neighbor lady nude...400+# is bad enuff with clothes on. LOL.
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phil


It's not a NOMAD, it's a Yeoman!
Not an engineer, but I DO drive a train.

Phil, you want my address? :)) ROTFLMAO!! :)
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Your "top-less" cruzn buddy, Denise

Lipstick Run Survivor

http://www.geocities.com/lipstickrun/
www.loboys.com

Come to think of it Phil, I'm surrounded by Goodyear blimps too. 397 pound 80 some odd year old, 300 pound 50 some year old.

Thats it, I'm moving effective Immediately!!! hehe
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If it dont fit, shoe-horn it!

OH boy, just shoot me!!!! I'm with phil and grant couln't handle "ALL" that, lol....what day am I supposed to do this again?? ;)
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Watch those speedbumps!! Debb

Grant, at your young age, you need to experience diversity.
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Lynn Stallbaumer

Diversity....yeah Heffers (and I live around a majority of 'em so this whole nekkid thing aint such a good idea here around me) vs. the GOODS!

Thats about as diverse as it gets! LOL And I doubt we need to go there as to which I would rather see. hehehe
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If it dont fit, shoe-horn it!

Save me a seat...
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phil


It's not a NOMAD, it's a Yeoman!
Not an engineer, but I DO drive a train.

Hey Rob, just wondering if Denise and I make it around the block you got dash plaques for us?? ROFLMAO !!!
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Watch those speedbumps!! Debb

Cheesy dash plaques? Nah I think this deserves about a 2 to 3 foot trophy! Along with a spot in the news paper...LOL
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If it dont fit, shoe-horn it!

dash plaques? dang right! wait'll you see the design I've got in mind for these....LOL
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Are we gonna have a contest to see who gets to hang the plaques? Rick
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Rick Menard

Do you need a 10 inch nail?
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George

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! YES !!!!
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Watch those speedbumps!! Debb

you bettcha!! LOL :))
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Your "top-less" cruzn buddy, Denise

Lipstick Run Survivor

http://www.geocities.com/lipstickrun/
www.loboys.com

Rick, there MAY be a contest to see who gets to help! lol
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