Things you can say only at THANKSGIVING and get away with:

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready.


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"Big Al" Liebmann

Chief Legal Council & Charter Member: Dipstick Street Rod Association
Technical Advisor - Barris/Kind Chrysler City Coup'e Kustom

Illegitimate Son of Ed Croozer & Mr. Willys .... "WHERE IS SLAMIN"

LOL,,,,good one Nitro!!!
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Got that yesterday in my E-Mail.... Good laugh.
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Lower Susquehanna Chapter Member of DSRA - DSRA Mid Atlantic Division P.R Associate in care of Lugnuts 2003/2004 World Tour

Thanks for the snickers, Al.
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Lynn
'32 3W

I have abs of steel. For the protection of others, they are covered with padding.

I can't wait to get my hands on those breast!
:)
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You forgot #20...."I ain`t eating that!"
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WPoC

#21 Mikey will eat anything! LOL
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I'm the Mikey that dont eat everything!

Brave soul you are! LOL
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Lower Susquehanna Chapter Member of DSRA - DSRA Mid Atlantic Division P.R Associate in care of Lugnuts 2003/2004 World Tour